On Slogans and Songs: Come to Cleveland “Just Because”

2015-02-15T16:31:24+00:00 February 27th, 2014|

By Daniel J. McGraw

Last week the powers-that-be in Cleveland announced they were abandoning “Cleveland Rocks” as their city slogan. I am intrigued any time I see people out of their element—in this case, wealthy corporate types attempting to figure out which ad campaign might get the young and bearded shoe-gazers with backpacks to come to the youth hostel on West 25th.

The ad agency they hired from Kansas City came up with a new slogan: “This is Cleveland.” The agency wouldn’t disclose what “this” refers to (there will be some grand anointing this spring), but I would assume it will be anything that the people paying them want “this” to be. That’s how the ad game works, and it seems like the ad firm is playing it well, because they can create multiple “This is…” ads and everyone who has a hand in paying them will be kept happy.

I thought of how the Twitterverse and trolls on cleveland.com will have a field day with this: pictures of the Ariel Castro house or drunken Browns fans or abandoned buildings with the headline “This is Cleveland.”

[blocktext align=”left”]Enough of this positive crap about how we are hardworking and unpretentious and as good as those great people on the east coast. [/blocktext]A random sampling of Plain Dealer comments shows the true talent Clevelanders have in these matters: “This is Cleveland: There’s Always Next Year”; “This is Cleveland: Experience the Futility”; “This is Cleveland: Where Shrinkage is a Plus”; and “Cleveland’s Hot: Even Our Rivers Burn.” Not exactly intellectually clever, but good enough to hold your own in bar conversation.

As far as intellectualism, Samantha on Facebook wrote a comment on the new ad campaign that is insightful on so many levels: “As a linguist, I can say that the unknown referential is a bad idea. Without a specific context it evokes self-reflexivity which only serves to represent Cleveland as a faux-existential poorly crafted sentence fragment.”

But enough of the jokes. I thought about what might be better than a boring, boosterish campaign brought to us by the chamber of commerce. Enough of this positive crap about how we are hardworking and unpretentious and as good as those great people on the east coast. How we are cool enough to have shops with fair-trade coffee and gluten-free scones. I wanted nothing like that.

Because these are the facts: They called us the “Mistake on the Lake” for so many years, and made fun of us for those “Full Cleveland” leisure suits in the 1970s. The nation thinks it is funny how our pro sports teams stink and we haven’t won any championship since 1964. Fumbles and Drives and Shots and Red Right-88s. Oh yeah, and along those sports lines, how our football team owner gets closer and closer to the federal pen.

The national news about Cleveland is job loss and abandoned houses and bodies in the basement and algae blooms and our poor schools. And when the national media does drop in for their positive stories, the theme is usually “it is not as bad here as we thought it was going to be.”

So I think it’s time to market ourselves as being pissed off and unconcerned about what the rest of the world thinks of us.

And here is my new slogan for that purpose: “Cleveland: Because, Just Because.”

Cleveland’s own polka king Frankie Yankovic had a hit with “Just Because” back in 1948. But Elvis also recorded it in 1954, and Brenda Lee had a small hit with it in 1958. There are Spanish-language and country versions of it as well; in fact, it was written by a Texas hillbilly band in the 1920s. So it moves between genres quite well.

The title has a fitting smart-ass element to it, but the lyrics are even better. The song is about a guy whose girlfriend treats him like a chump, makes fun of him, and spends all his money—so he gets pissed and gets rid of her and moves on. That is Cleveland these days, isn’t it? We’ve been pissed on long enough, haven’t we? Read the lyrics yourself and decide if “This is Cleveland”:

Just because you think you’re so pretty,
And just because your momma thinks you’re hot,
Well, just because you think you’ve got something
That no other girl has got,
You’ve caused me to spend all my money.
You laughed and called me old Santa Claus.
Well, I’m telling you,
Baby, I’m through with you.
Because, just because.

Get Machine Gun Kelly to do a thug rap version, Honeybucket to do bluegrass/country, the Chardon Polka Band for accordion with attitude. Cheetah Chrome can do a loud and snotty punk version, Eddie Levert from the O’Jays can give us a soul version, Eric Carmen can go all the way—and get DJ Kishka in there.

Then there’s the True Missionary Baptist Church clapping and swaying. The Cleveland Orchestra. The North Coast Men’s Chorus. Actors from the Playhouse Square stage. Bill Miller from the Mr. Stress Blues Band.

And after they are done singing and playing, have them look at the camera and say: “Do you know why you should come to Cleveland? Because, just because.”

[blocktext align=”left”]But wouldn’t it be more fun to just tell the rest of the world you’re sick of them and have been for awhile and you have to let off some steam?[/blocktext]This would get attention because it is weird and funny (at least in my mind). And sometimes the best way to get someone interested in you is to pretend you don’t care about them. So we do sort of a nice version of FU to the rest of the country in a song, and tell them we don’t really care if they come here or not. And that’s why they will.

Look, I know this will never fly. Eighteen months have already been invested in “This is Cleveland.” I’m sure they’ll have some clips of the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame and the West Side Market and people eating cabbage rolls at Sokolowski’s and Ohio City hipsters drinking craft beer, with the claim that this is authentic Cleveland. Same stuff, different verbiage.

But wouldn’t it be more fun to just tell the rest of the world you’re sick of them and have been for awhile and you have to let off some steam? We can tell the world that “baby, I’m though with you,” but we might let them come by if they’re nice. That would be fun. It’s how real people act. That is Cleveland.

Daniel J. McGraw is a Lakewood freelance journalist and author.

Photo Bob Perkoski


  1. Govbarney February 27, 2014 at 2:28 pm - Reply

    Cleveland: F*%@ it….

  2. Phil February 27, 2014 at 3:56 pm - Reply

    I love this post on so many levels. It’s too good of an idea not to do it ‘just because’ the powers-that-be are going to do their own thing. When has that ever stopped such things? In fact, it’s usually what inspires them. Own this opportunity. Layout out a music video as outlined in the post and crowd source it. My guess is that it will be funded in two weeks. Two cents from the guy from Youngstown.

  3. JJMac February 27, 2014 at 4:46 pm - Reply

    On that note, here’s my favorite version of “Just Because”


    • Dan McGraw February 27, 2014 at 7:17 pm - Reply

      JJMac, your comment is so funny. Just as this thing was going up this afternoon, I was fooling around on Google to see if there are any other versions “Just Because” done and I came across the Gram Parsons/Flying Burrito Bros. version of it. I was thinking of editing the piece and putting it in but I got lazy and something else crossed my mind or I was just staring out the window at more snow or something, but then your comment appeared. Thanks for reading and adding to the conversation (and the story). Support your Belt.

  4. Todd H February 27, 2014 at 5:59 pm - Reply


    Get Mike Polk involved. This idea is so good you should get rich off of it. As a cab driver, I’m amazed at the reaction out of tow ears have of our city. They continually rave about how neat a place it is. Except for the snooty New Yorkers complaining about the empty streets at night while on their way to the Crazy Horse (because with that attitude , they don’t deserve Christy’s).

    And another thing, it pisses me off when I read about multi million dollar ad deals written by someone who apparently couldn’t pass third grade English at Padre Pio Academy. So run with it Dan. Get rich. Show those Mad Men what scam artists they really are

  5. Bob from Berea February 28, 2014 at 9:17 am - Reply


    Brilliant stuff. Please share this with the folks at Positively Cleveland IMMEDIATELY. Just because.

    -Bob Erowski

  6. Scott Johnson February 28, 2014 at 9:44 am - Reply

    Cleveland. [mic drop]

    • Fergette February 28, 2014 at 10:07 am - Reply

      Mic drop is always the answer.

  7. Bobby February 28, 2014 at 10:08 am - Reply

    Cleveland: Why the Hell Not?

  8. Dj Kishka February 28, 2014 at 2:54 pm - Reply


    I’m in! Don’t ask why…

  9. Jackie February 28, 2014 at 3:17 pm - Reply

    This reminds me of when I moved back to Cleveland from the beaches of Charleston, SC in my 20s and I still had my SC drivers license. It seemed like every time I got carded, the cashier would ask me the inevitable, “But WHY move to Cleveland?” I always answered, “Just because..”
    Perhaps I should have answered, “Because THIS is Cleveland.” (?)
    Also, as a side note – I wonder if the folks at Positively Cleveland realize that job creation helps drive vibrancy in a community., which in turn drives tourism and biz travel dollars. And what drives job creation? When local organizations hire local talent (not Marketing VPs out of Chicago) and choose local companies (not Kansas City) for large projects. Those choices alone make me question the authenticity of the campaign even before I see it.

  10. […] This reminds me of when I moved back to Cleveland from the beaches of Charleston, South Carolina, in my twenties and I still had my South Carolina driver’s license. It seemed like every time I got carded, the cashier would ask me the inevitable, “But WHY move to Cleveland?” I always answered, “Just because..” Perhaps I should have answered, “Because THIS is Cleveland.” […]

  11. Marlane March 3, 2014 at 7:32 am - Reply

    Cleveland is Great , just because it is Cleveland, I love your campaign – le’t do it!

  12. Tom March 3, 2014 at 2:06 pm - Reply

    Great piece Dan!! Now run with it.

  13. Jack February 13, 2015 at 5:24 pm - Reply

    Somebody from the “This is Cleveland” crowd must have read your post. I love this video:

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